Because you like Norman Bates in Psycho

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

A smart, spunky, and incredibly skilled gamer, Art3mis has a revolutionary spirit. See them in Ready Player One.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

The destroyer, Drax lives for one thing and one thing only: revenge. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A literal fallen star, Yvaine is temperamental, sarcastic, and a bit on edge. See them in Stardust.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Wheatley's got an endless supply of bad ideas that he wants to share. See them in Portal Series.

Charles Xavier is a telepath who believes mutants and humans are both good at heart and can live in harmony. See them in X-Men Series.

This suave con-man doesn't just want to become rich. Danny Ocean wants to rip off the guy who stole his wife in the biggest Vegas con. See them in Ocean's Eleven.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.