Character Recommendations Based on Guido Orefice

Gomez Addams The Addams Family

Eccentric and macabre father and charming schemer

Gimli The Lord of the Rings

As eager for a good time as he is for a fight, few can match this dwarf when it comes to self-confidence

Javert Les Miserables

An inspector with a single-minded focus: To bring criminals to justice

Hades Hercules

Just because he rules Hades, doesn't mean he can't be fun!

John Dorian Scrubs

As a doctor-in-training, JD's head should be in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds

Scar The Lion King

Sneaky, snarky, and always striving for more power

Samwell Tarly Game of Thrones

He's a scholar, not a fighter. Which isn't good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch

GLaDOS Portal Series

A murderous, sadistic, cake-loving A.I., but at least she's funny

Jaime Lannister Game of Thrones

Legendary warrior with a complicated relationship to the truth. Revered and reviled in equal measure

Inigo Montoya The Princess Bride

A master fencer who's working as a mercenary to pay the bills