Because you like Nick Hendricks in Horrible Bosses

Robin Scherbatsky is a former teen pop star who loves dogs and is scared of relationships. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

After surviving a CIA mission that was supposed to kill him, ex-military man John Reese bets it all on a chance to redeem himself. See them in Person of Interest.

Raj Koothrappali is an astrophysicist who sees stars when he feebly tries to chat up women. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.