Because you like Pinhead in Hellraiser

In charge of stocking the office's supply of cigarettes and liquor, Joan Holloway could run the whole company if they would let her. See them in Mad Men.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

In Ziva David's world, you grow up fast; you don't have a choice. See them in NCIS.

Sabriel is smart enough to understand the dangers that await her and brave enough to face them anyway. See them in Abhorsen Series.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Fox Mulder is a devoted believer in aliens, monsters, and that the truth is out there. See them in The X-Files.

Howl puts the "tortured" in tortured artist. He just wants to be recognized for his work, but no one wants to trust a boy that sorta looks like a bird. See them in Howl's Moving Castle.

Rapunzel's dreams might be even bigger than her hair. See them in Tangled.

Nomi Marks is a brilliant hacker with an open-minded, accepting spirit. See them in Sense8.

Suzy Bishop is only 12, but her withering stare and withdrawn personality are enough to make anyone wilt. See them in Moonrise Kingdom.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.