Because you like Bubbles Cousins in The Wire

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

1986 is Eddie Munson’s year, at least until a mysterious force begins plaguing Hawkins yet again and he’s suspected of murder. See them in Stranger Things.

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

Jail hasn't broken Andy Dufresne's spirit, but will his spirit help break him out of jail? See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Don't tell anyone Kate Austen was under arrest when the plane crashed. See them in Lost.

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Prideful and psychotic tendencies combine to make Dr. Eggman a dangerous and villain who will squash anyone in his path. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.