Because you like Arthur Spooner in The King of Queens

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Winnie the Pooh is a chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff. See them in Winnie the Pooh.