Because you like Tiffany Doggett in Orange Is The New Black

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Academics weren't his strong suit. Luckily, Jesse Pinkman's street smarts are a cut above the rest. See them in Breaking Bad.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

They say Babydoll has lost her mind. But why does it seem like she's the only sane one in her institution? See them in Sucker Punch.

The quiet, intense Daryl Dixon lets his crossbow do the talking. See them in The Walking Dead.

With an incredible ability to fake a smile, Selina Meyer is a gifted politician serving as Vice President. And maybe one day the President will actually call her. See them in Veep.

Ben Barber is ready to show you that he's twice the man you think he is. See them in Ride Along.

Sterling Archer is a fun-loving, car-driving spy extraordinaire. But one can tell his mother didn't hug him as a child. See them in Archer.

For Vada Sultenfuss, it's hard to embrace growing up when you're obsessed with death. See them in My Girl.