Because you like Malory Archer in Archer

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.

Ben Barber is ready to show you that he's twice the man you think he is. See them in Ride Along.

As a psychokinetic who was raised in a lab, Eleven is finding Indiana to be a scary world. But at least she's discovered Eggo waffles. See them in Stranger Things.

Adored, honored, and, most of all, feared, Miranda Priestly has the fashion industry in the palm of her hand. See them in The Devil Wears Prada.

If only real life were as easy for Abed Nadir to understand as he knows pop culture. See them in Community.

This wizard is never late, nor is he early. Gandalf arrives precisely when he means to. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

All the world's a stage, and Missy Piggy's never one to give up the spotlight. See them in The Muppet Movie.

Yukiteru is a reclusive observer who would rather watch life go by than participate in it. See them in The Future Diary.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.