Because you like Roy McAvoy in Tin Cup
Randy Marsh
300
Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.
Eric Cartman
1919
A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.
Winnie the Pooh
2295
Winnie the Pooh is a chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff. See them in Winnie the Pooh.