Because you like Kagami Hiiragi in Lucky Star

Smart, sarcastic, and loyal, Stiles Stilinski doesn't just want to be the sidekick in someone else's life. See them in Teen Wolf.

Regina Mills is a cold evil queen turned chilly town mayor. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.