Dale Denton

Overview… living the high life. Yes, Dale has it all: a beautiful girlfriend in Angela, who attends the local high school, and a job as court process-server that affords him the ability to smoke as much weed and eat as many chicken fries as he wants. Alas, his pleasant routine is disrupted one day when, minding his own business while sitting in his parked old Cadillac and partaking in the leaf, he witnesses a murder by a corrupt female cop and notorious drug lord Ted Jones. All of a sudden, Dale and his drug dealer Saul find themselves running for their lives.

Personality… foul-mouthed, good-natured, and always trying to keep the mood light. Dale is neither man nor boy but “dude,” just trying to have a good time. He has no plans to stop smoking weed anytime soon: “Weed makes everything better!” But he is not without ambition. A frequent caller to the local radio station, Dale dreams of one day being a radio personality himself.