Because you like Jake Gittes in Chinatown
Matt Murdock
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Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Castiel
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Castiel might be an immortal angel, but the human world is still more than a little confusing. See them in Supernatural.
Sherlock Holmes
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A wildly brilliant detective, Sherlock Holmes can figure out everything except how to interact with other human beings. See them in Sherlock.