Because you like Bender Bending Rodriguez in Futurama

Sterling Archer is a fun-loving, car-driving spy extraordinaire. But one can tell his mother didn't hug him as a child. See them in Archer.

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

Blake Henderson is happiest smoking weed on the roof ‘til the end of time, but the real world just has a way of killing his vibe. See them in Workaholics.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Needles Kane says shut up and bleed. See them in Twisted Metal .

Christopher Turk is bringing his A-game to his next big challenge: becoming a surgeon. See them in Scrubs.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.