Because you like Stewie Griffin in Family Guy

Driven by guilt and rage, Kratos is less a man and more an unstoppable avatar of anger and hate. See them in God of War.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Leonidas is not the kind of king who merely gives orders; rather, he's out on the battlefield fighting alongside his men. See them in 300.

Clank is the quintessential rational, intelligent robot sidekick. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

Due to his eagerness to hang with his kids and general goofiness, Phil Dunphy comes across as the fourth child of his family. See them in Modern Family.

For Kazuya Mishima, the power of the Devil is now his and his alone. See them in Tekken .

Optimus Prime is a shapeshifting sentient robot leading a team of robots to stop evil from taking over. See them in Transformers.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Sookie Stackhouse is a waitress who can read minds and break hearts. See them in True Blood.