Because you like Stewie Griffin in Family Guy

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

She got locked up so her husband could make it big, but now Cookie Lyon is coming for what's hers. See them in Empire.

Inmate "Crazy Eyes" is a poetic soul with some big, expressive eyes. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Christopher Turk is bringing his A-game to his next big challenge: becoming a surgeon. See them in Scrubs.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Derek Zoolander thinks not. See them in Zoolander.

Jenko was top dog in high school. Now he's bottom of the pack in the police academy. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Anyone who's said "Don't worry, it's just a dream" never met Freddy Krueger. See them in A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Sheldon Cooper is brilliant in every way except, well, interacting with any human being. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Ben Barber is ready to show you that he's twice the man you think he is. See them in Ride Along.