Because you like Stewie Griffin in Family Guy

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Ben Stone
404

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

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Ron Burgundy
840

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

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Aldous Snow
326

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

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Alan Garner
840

While Alan Garner is loyal to his new friends, his efforts to help them often do more harm than good. See them in The Hangover.

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Penny
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Although Penny's friends have genius-level IQs, they regularly come to her for advice and insight. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

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Tina Belcher
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Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

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Roger
353

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

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Cosmo Kramer
535

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

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Seth
561

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

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Finn
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Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.

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Blake Henderson
242

Blake Henderson is happiest smoking weed on the roof ‘til the end of time, but the real world just has a way of killing his vibe. See them in Workaholics.

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Kumar Patel
230

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.