Because you like Stewie Griffin in Family Guy

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

Although Penny's friends have genius-level IQs, they regularly come to her for advice and insight. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

While Alan Garner is loyal to his new friends, his efforts to help them often do more harm than good. See them in The Hangover.

Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Community-driven but practical, Calvin Palmer is a natural leader even if he doesn't always see it. See them in Barbershop.

Blake Henderson is happiest smoking weed on the roof ‘til the end of time, but the real world just has a way of killing his vibe. See them in Workaholics.

All the world's a stage, and Missy Piggy's never one to give up the spotlight. See them in The Muppet Movie.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.