Because you like Stewie Griffin in Family Guy

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Eric Cartman
1921

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

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Bender Bending Rodriguez
2342

If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.

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Homer Simpson
1897

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

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Bart Simpson
2298

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

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Andre "Dre" Johnson Sr.
325

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.

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Sterling Archer
848

Sterling Archer is a fun-loving, car-driving spy extraordinaire. But one can tell his mother didn't hug him as a child. See them in Archer.

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SpongeBob SquarePants
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SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

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Louie C.K.
216

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.

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Tiffany Doggett
603

Tiffany Doggett is usually a nice, good Christian. Just don't get her riled up! See them in Orange Is The New Black.

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Lisa Simpson
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If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.

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Steve Stifler
392

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

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Ron Burgundy
847

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.