Character Recommendations Based on John Bender

Sarah Ashburn The Heat

Sarah lives life "by the book" and has trouble getting along with anyone who doesn't do the same

Major Marquis Warren The Hateful Eight

A talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter

Kumar Patel Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

Always high, always hungry for sliders

Sally Albright When Harry Met Sally...

High maintenance but she thinks she's low maintenance. Though still worth it

Seth Superbad

Short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully nothing an epic party can't fix

Vada Sultenfuss My Girl

For Vada, it's hard to embrace growing up when you're obsessed with death

Ferris Bueller Ferris Bueller's Day Off

There's never a dull moment when this mischievous high-schooler gets up to his hijinks. Save Ferris!

Juno MacGuff Juno

She's hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy

Quint Jaws

A grizzled shark hunter with a love of the sea