Character Recommendations Based on John Bender

All right, all right, all right!

Kickboxer wearing his heart on his sleeve who would do anything for the woman he loves

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes her sexier and more seductive

His American dream? Spring break fo'ever!

A doting grandfather who just happens to have a heroin addiction and a penchant for swearing

A no-nonsense working girl with fairy-tale dreams

Not your everyday flight attendant

When it comes to dancing, nobody puts Baby in the corner

Confidence in the limelight doesn't always translate to power at home

A nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think